Boy, would a writer love to have this job. Don’t worry, your TV isn’t broken and repeating itself. That would be the various news reporters of America making the same statement. Seriously, it’s the exact same statement. Those in the news industry can agree on one thing apparently.

It’s the Christmas season, which means lots and lots of shopping. Sometimes you may have even bought things for yourself. Literally dozens of newscasters agree that “it’s okay, you can admit it if you have bought an item, or two, or ten for yourself.” Now while that’s reassuring to our consciences, it’s just a little disturbing to see dozens of reporters across the nation say the exact same statement word for word. However, it makes for spectacular if weird comedy.