Ha ha ha! Yeah, no. Nope. Nuh-uh. Not today. Never. Never ever ever. Just, no. Nope. Uh-uh. No. Non. Nein. Nyet. No way, Jose. Not in a million years. Adios. Au revoir. Arrivederci. Sayonara. See you, space cowboy. You couldn’t pay most people to do something like this.

Anything that starts with “they’re not poisonous” followed by “I’m gonna pull ’em out, ready?” should be immediate cause for concern. The children screaming shortly after dad pulls it out just proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that this isn’t something normal people would – or should – do.

(WARNING: If you have a fear of spiders and gross spine-tingling things, you probably shouldn’t watch this video.)