Surely there are many people around the world who spiritually identify with this cat. When it’s a cold December night, it takes time to summon up the strength to go out in the freezing cold for any length of time. After all, why be outside and cold when you can be comfortable and warm?

Monkey the cat knows this to be true, and so whenever his owners try to put a harness and leash on him to go for a walk, he immediately starts playing dead. He freezes in place, and does his best to stay still. He also refuses to stand on his own feet, resulting in some of the most adorable flips and falls you will see this Christmas.