Many of us have found ourselves at the mercy (and idiocy) of other drivers. Especially when it comes to parking. Now, it’s no secret that space is at a premium in Europe and so cars need to get quite cozy with each other over there.

But sometimes, as we see in this video, the situation can get just a tad ridiculous. Seemingly condemned to suffer by a white van and a white vespa, our hero considers the situation he’s in before transforming into an Italian Stallion and becoming the manliest man ever to grace the Italian Peninsula.