I lied. This isn’t my horse. This horse belongs to someone else, but it is a magnificent creature. Just look at it. That horse is more majestic than an army of supermodels riding a squadron of bald eagles into the sunset over Arizona. Though it’s worth mentioning that this kind of majesty comes with training.
According to the proprietors, this is a 36 month old black Arabian filly, and she’s dancing at the trot because that’s apparently what horses do. We don’t know. Most of us here have only stolen horses in Red Dead Redemption, and that’s as close as we’ve gotten to horses and their behavior. It would have been nice if all horses trotted as gently and elegantly as this young girl.