Criss Angel needs to step up his game, because this is the ultimate mind freak. At first glance, you probably thought “oh hey, someone’s going to chop some wood. What’s the catch?” The catch is that there’s no wood anywhere to be found; only delicious and moist cake.

Oh, but this girl doesn’t stop there. Not satisfied with messing with our minds already, she takes it a step further and cuts into the cake to reveal an intricate plaid-like pattern. She claims this is a recipe, but it’s quite possibly dark magic from ancient times. How else could you explain the most lumberjack cake of all time?