Of all the conversations a father has with his daughter, the last one you’d expect is a plan to sell the youngest child to a nearby pet store for $54 dollars. But hey, these things happen when really nice toy owls are on the line. This girl has clearly given the idea some thought.
Don’t worry, she’s not cruel. She promises to both her father and brother that they will sell him for the determined amount, go buy the toy owl, then come back and buy him for one dollar. This toy had better be the greatest toy ever, or else dad is going to need a lot of help when she’s sixteen and wants her own car.