Don’t be mad and don’t get us wrong; we love America. But when it comes to the cotton candy cold war, China is clearly winning. Not only is it delicious, but visually stunning as well. Not to mention the portion size which dwarfs almost anything you can get at your typical country fair.

With clear mastery and deft hands, this sage of spun sugar appears to almost effortlessly create a gargantuan flower of fairy floss that will surely make your teeth cry and your dentist weep. We clearly cannot allow this to continue so we hope to see stuff like this at the next exhibition outside the city limits. In the meantime, we definitely know what we’re going to eat if we travel to China…