The UK’s Most Hated Railway Put a 15 Year-Old in Charge of Its Twitter Account, and the Results Are Hilarious

Southern Rail, a UK railway company, has been bogged down with bad press lately. Between late trains and industrial disputes, the name “Southern Rail” probably leaves a bad taste in riders’ mouths.

But recently, they made the best PR move they could possibly make—they had a 15 year-old named Eddie run their Twitter account.

The teen, who’s at the company on work experience, took over the account for a Q&A and things got out of hand in the best possible way.

Read some of the tweets down below!

Eddie, question…

Shall I have chicken fajitas tonight or chicken thai green curry? #AskEddie

— Ads (@Adam_W48) July 11, 2017

It has to be the chicken fajitas ? ^Eddie

— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017

Hi Eddie! Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horse? ?

— Adam Winstone (@adam_winstone) July 11, 2017

100 duck-sized horses. A horse-sized duck would be pretty scary! You? ^Eddie

— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017

I don't think I've got the stamina to fight 100 of anything. I'm taking my chances with the giant duck ?

— Adam Winstone (@adam_winstone) July 11, 2017

Suite yourself, a horse-sized duck would be pretty ferocious ? ^Eddie

— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017

Why do English men always wear socks and sandals on holiday? #AskEddie

— Jules Graham (@_julesgraham_) July 11, 2017

Personally, i prefer flip-flops so i couldn't answer! ^Eddie

— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017

Hi Eddie, what is the worst monger? Iron, fish or war?

— Rob Young (@robjyoung) July 11, 2017

Hi, it has to be a war monger. The fish monger at my nearest ASDA is amazing. ^Eddie

— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017

Hi Eddie can you drive a train ?

— Peter Wilson (@rsolondon) July 11, 2017

No, not yet. I am 15 ?. ^Eddie

— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017

Hi Eddie. Will a boy ever be born who can swim faster than a shark? *I kind of have to ask this on every Q&A btw. Private joke*

— BAHAB (@TEAM_BAHAB) July 11, 2017

Hi, I don't think so but you never know there could be a girl that can. ^Eddie

— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017

Oh god Eddie, why are they doing this to you…they're not even paying you.

Run, run better than Southern Rail.

— Jonno (@JonnoVanguard) July 11, 2017

Hi, I'm enjoying it here, and I am getting a lot of good experience working so it's all good :). ^Eddie

— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017